The Clinton Scandal Meme Project Part Six: Madam Secretary

Editor’s Note: this article is part of a larger, ongoing series entitled “The Clinton Scandal Meme Project.”  The primary purpose of this series is to catalogue all of the Clinton family scandals through the power of dank memes and thereby make the true scope of the Clinton’s corruption and criminality comprehensible to younger readers born long after everyone involved should have gone to jail. This article focuses on Hillary Clinton’s four year term as Secretary of State under President Obama where she managed to actually increase her lifetime scandals per year average by literally fucking something up horribly once every two months. It’s all here, illegal military coups, back room deals with fracking companies and so many lies you’d practically need your own, unsecured private email server to keep track of them all! Of course, absolutely none of this would be publicly known without the help of WikiLeaks, whistle blowers and people who simply hate Clinton so much they’re prepared to sue her over and over again until more unreleased, highly incriminating documents fall out of her secret cache – godspeed, noble muckrakers.

As a final note, none of the memes presented in this series are intended to ultimately prove the Clinton’s guilt or innocence – they’re merely gathered together to properly illustrate the shocking and bizarre series of random coincidences that seem to result in one Clinton or another being investigated by the relevant authorities at every possible moment in time since they entered government. After all, Hillary Clinton herself has frequently suggested that the numerous scandals that embroil the family are merely the result of a vast, right wing conspiracy and I personally don’t see any reason to disbelieve her except that it’s probably completely goddamn fucking impossible for an innocent person to be accused, charged or investigated as often as the Clintons have been.

 

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  • Nina Illingworth