The Clinton Scandal Meme Project

 

Clinton Scandal Meme Project

 

Like most of the terrible ideas in my life, the whole thing started over a few too many goddamn bourbons while shooting the shit with one of the poor, fundamentally ignorant wretches who are cursed enough to call me friend.

I’d just begun to explain to the horribly overwhelmed bastard that Hillary Clinton’s frequently-vaunted “thirty year” service record in government would look a lot better if the entire family wasn’t averaging a major goddamn financing, money laundering or obstruction of justice scandal every eighteen fucking months during that time – when he dropped the mutherfucking atom bomb:

“Come on, that’s all a bunch of Republican nonsense stirred up because they still hate Bill for getting his dick sucked isn’t it?”

As I slowly picked my jaw up off the floor, the true, existential goddamn horror of the situation finally hit me like a fucking transport truck – Hillary Clinton’s twenty plus year war against the truth, aided and abetted by an incompetent, if not outright complicit corporate media, had actually succeeded in convincing future generations that repeated evidence of her outright criminality was all a vast, right wing conspiracy over a mutherfucking blowjob in the Oval Office!

After beating my friend within an inch of his life while screaming “library cards are free you ignorant son of a bitch” at the top of my lungs, I decided that the only logical way to combat this problem was to create a central database of all the various Clinton scandals and force naysayers to actually read it. Unfortunately, a written article about all of the malfeasance tied to both Bill and Hillary Clinton would probably encompass well over fifty thousand words – a quantity of prose I am absolutely certainly nobody under the age of forty would bother to read.

Finally, it hit me – as an outrageously hip, middle aged woman, the best possible way for me to get younger readers to understand what a mendacious, secretive and outright corrupt person Hillary Clinton actually is, was through the awesome power of dank fucking memes. Therefore, I now present to you “The Clinton Scandal Meme” Project – a collection of terrifying images detailing each one of Bill and Hillary’s narrow escapes from the law so that viewers can make up their own minds about what is and what isn’t a vast right-wing conspiracy. Just click on one of the images below and you’ll be magically transported to a collection of Clinton Scandal memes separated chronologically and by whom the scandal involved. Frankly, I would have put them all on the same page but the Clintons have so many goddamn skeletons in their closet that trying to view them all at once would break most smartphones:

 

 

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More Coming Soon…

 

Credits, Thanks and Salutations

Although I believe myself possessed of a strong memory, the simple truth is that there have been so many Clinton scandals that it is virtually impossible to remember all of them without the help of numerous additional sources. During the creation of these memes, I used a number of older articles from contemporary newspapers to confirm the facts; but without the links provided below I would not have been able to document the true size and scope of the Clinton’s criminality. Please feel free to click on any of the links below to explore the various Clinton scandals in more detail:

 

State Department memo reveals possible cover-ups
The Real Scandal of Clinton State Department
Hillary Clinton Needs to Answer for Honduras
Clinton’s Link to a Nasty Piece of Work in Honduras
Clinton’s State Department Sold Fracking to World
Clinton Ordered Diplomats to Spy on UN
Hillary Refused to Brand Boko Haram as Terrorists
Do I Really Need to Worry About Hillary’s Emails?
Pardongate Play-by-Play
Bill Clinton Pardon Controversy
Hillary Clinton: Republican For President
Hillary Is the Candidate of the War Machine
The Libya Gamble
Hillary’s war (Libya)
Benghazi: Clinton is guilty, but not as charged
Hillary IS guilty as charged over Benghazi
Top Clinton Fundraiser Says ‘I Was Greedy’
Norman Hsu, the ghost of US elections past
Fact Check: Was Hillary fired from Watergate investigation?
Clinton Turned $1,000 Into $99,540, White House Says
Here they are: Hillary’s 22 biggest scandals ever
Senate career of Hillary Rodham Clinton
As senator Clinton was hands-off on Wall Street
Clinton supported Iraq War Before She Opposed It
Hillary Clinton: No regret on Iraq vote
The Clintons & their $100M donor from Canada
$ Flowed to Clinton Foundation Amid Russian Uranium Deal
Idiot’s Guide to Chinagate
Lest We Forget Chinagate
Jeffrey Thompson Gave $600K to Hillary Clinton Campaign
Feds: Hillary aide involved in 08 finance scheme
10 Scandals Involving Hillary Clinton You May Have Forgotten
Memo Places Hillary At Core of Travel Office Case
The Hillary Tapes
Money, Politics & the Undoing of Stan Lee Media
Peter Paul: Scandal that Could Sink Clinton
Battle of Mogadishu (1993)
US chose to ignore Rwandan genocide
Bill Clinton’s failure on terrorism
1993 World Trade Center bombing
Khobar Towers bombing
East Africa Bombings & Retaliation Report
1998 United States embassy bombings
Probe of USS Cole Bombing Unravels
USS Cole bombing
Cruise missile strikes on Afghanistan & Sudan
The Trouble with Missiles
Looking back at NATO’s ‘humanitarian’ bombing of Yugoslavia
NATO bombing of Yugoslavia
Kosovo War
Kosovo Chaos Undercuts Clinton ‘Success’
How Clinton W.H. bungled health care
Health Care TF Showed Hillary’s Penchant for Secrecy
Clinton health care plan of 1993
Brief History of IRS Political Targeting
Lonely Crusade of Linda Ives
White House FBI Files Controversy
Conflicting Accounts on Files From Aide’s Office
Whitewater Controversy
Clinton says she ‘misspoke’ about sniper fire
White House Provides Vandalism Photo
Clintons Return White House Furniture
Hillary’s Hypocrisy
How Can Black People Trust Hillary Clinton?
Clinton aides: Obama photo wasn’t intended as smear
Tubbs Jones: Obama & the “Clothing of His Country”
Bill Clinton, the Jolly Racist
Clinton to Kennedy: Obama would be ‘Carrying our Bags’
The Progressive Review: Arkansas Sudden Death Syndrome
Arkansas Connections: A Timeline of the Clinton Years
About the People Hillary is Meeting on Campaign Stops
Hillary Clinton presidential primary campaign, 2008
Clinton Remark on Kennedy’s Killing Stirs Uproar
The Clinton Foundation Scandals, Explained
Whistleblower Calls Clinton Foundation Charity Fraud
Hillary’s Latest Scandal (Clinton Foundation)
When Iraq Was Clinton’s War
Clinton’s Record Indicates She’s A Proven Warmonger
Clinton Defense Fund Is Shrinking

 

  • Nina Illingworth